These are one of the funniest kind of jokes because the Medical profession is otherwise a serious profession.
A husband and wife went to the doctor together. The doctor called the husband into the room to examine him. After examining him, he called in the wife.

He said I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your husband is suffering from a very rare disease. In order for him to live, you would have to do everything for him such as, wait on him hand foot. You would have to run his bath water, get the news paper for him to read, basically answer to all of his calls, if not he will die. The doctor stated, this will only last for one year.

As they were leaving the doctor's office, the husband asked his wife, "so what did the doctor tell you ?

She said "you're going to die, nothing can save you"!!!

:) :)