Laugh on the Craziest Jokes in English. The best part is the Joke of the day, Funny jokes and one liners. Laughter will be fun.
1. What's this doing here?

2. Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

3. I didn't hear anything in med school about small, hissing reptilian creatures crawling through the patient's stomach.

4. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie.

7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

9. Damn, there go the lights again...

10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.

11. Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

12. (sings) The left vein's connected to the...right aorta...the left brain's connected to the..stomach bone...

13. At least he doesn't have brain damage... Wait... Now he does

14. Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

15. Has anyone here used one of these before?

16. Hey Beavis...heh heh...check it out...BOING OING OING!!!!

17. I'm gonna need one of you guys to start whispering in her ear. Tell her to "Move away from the light".

18. Look on the bright side, at least his wife won't have to worry about getting pregnant...

19. This is the part where I always get stuck.

20. Thank god for malpractice insurance!