Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.
One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered.

The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Little Johnny: They're busy.

The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Little Johnny: The police.

The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Little Johnny: They're busy.

The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Little Johnny: The firemen.

The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Little Johnny: They're busy.

The Caller: So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?
Little Johnny: Looking for me."