Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.You, attorney Jack, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Bob, gave me $10,000.”

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.

He handed it to Leon … “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits.” :) :)
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