These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.
Two old drunks were really lapping them up at a bar one night.

The first old drunk said, "Ya know, when I was thirty years old and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

By the time I was fourty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard."

The first drunk continued, "By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be sixty next week and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

:) :)