Laugh on the Craziest Jokes in English. The best part is the Joke of the day, Funny jokes and one liners. Laughter will be fun.
TEACHER: Why are you late?

BONGANI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Bongani, why are you doing your math sums on
the floor?
BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?

BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

************************************************************ TEACHER: Bongani, go to the map and find North America.

BONGANI: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered
America?

CLASS: BONGANI!

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
BONGANI: Don't bite any.


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TEACHER: Bongani, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BONGANI: I is...
TEACHER: No, Bongani. Always say, "I am."
BONGANI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
********************************************************************** TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day,same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

BONGANI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair
just like that at home.

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TEACHER: Bongani, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's Did you copy his?

BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?

BONGANI: A teacher