Animals are so cute even when they can't speak. Just imagine what would happen if they start speaking their thoughts. Check ut for yourself.
A man went into a pet shop and said 'have you got any birds?'

The shop keeper replied 'Yes, we have three birds, a square bird, a circle bird and a triangle bird.'

'I think I'll take the square bird.'

'OK, here's your bird but keep it away from other shapes.'

So the man took the bird to a square home in a square car.

Then he found the bird a square cage and put it in a square room with square objects in it.

Soon the bird learned to talk, so his master had a party in the bird's favour.

When everyone was quiet the bird gave a little talk, so everyone gave it a round of applause and the bird died!

:) :)