Jokes based on your Favorite Sports and Sportstars. See if you can stand the idea of these sports being made fun of.
While sports fishing off the Malabar coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!"
"No," the man hollered back, "They ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do much of anything," the beachcomber said.
"Then, how come they dissappeared," said the tourist.
The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em."