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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift
with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY
SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,

MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,

MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.

SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME

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Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"
complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.