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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"


Tech Support:: ?!%#$


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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"


Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"


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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"


Customer:: "A white one."


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. Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."


Customer:: "How do you spell that?"


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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"


Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."





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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"


Customer: "Pentium."


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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."


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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."


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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"


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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24


hours."


Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and


may I help u in finding it out?


Cust: sure


CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?


Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?