Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
 by Skippy  18 Aug 2011, 21:09
A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw."

From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying Pig!"

"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back to the man.

He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"Mongrel!" yelled the man again.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"Son of a..." the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold you in contempt of court!"

So the man answered, "I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but he never had a tool when I needed to borrow one!”

:) :)