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ONE
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnge?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower berth..

TWO
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there..
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

THREE
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know y?
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

FOUR
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

FIVE
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

SIX
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

SEVEN
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

EIGHT
19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF
19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18..

NINE
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

TEN
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

ELEVEN
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

TWELVE
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth..
WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

THIRTEEN
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

FOURTEEN
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR , SHE SARDARNEE , THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY..

FIFTEEN
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking..

SIXTEEN
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

SEVENTEEN
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10 flr: I'm Banta not santa

EIGHTEEN
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

NINETEEN
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

TWENTY
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air Tel phone but still hutch network is following me.

TWENTY ONE
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

TWENTY TWO
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
NO MATCH"

TWENTY THREE
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..

TWENTY FOUR
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

TWENTY FIVE
Sardar proposed a Girl..Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'..Sardar said 'Okye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

TWENTY SIX
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

TWENTY SEVEN
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says.. Drink quickly..
Wife asks why..
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

TWENTY EIGHT
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked:
How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

TWENTY NINE
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

THIRTY
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

THIRTY ONE
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

THIRTY TWO
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

THIRTY THREE
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

THIRTY FOUR
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said – I'm seeing how i look while sleeping