Here are the Jokes of your Favorite Santa and Banta. They are here on a mission to make you laugh.
Santa was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Jeeto was really pissed.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 10-15 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning Santa got up early and left for work. When Jeeto woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, Jeeto put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Santa has been missing since Friday.