Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
A Hindu, a rabbi and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car
suddenly expired.

They set out to find help, and came to a farmhouse. When they knocked at the
door, the farmer explained that he had only two beds, and one of the three
had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The three quickly agreed.

The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have the
beds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroom
door. The Rabbi entered exclaiming, "I can't sleep in the barn; there is a
pig in there. It's against my religion to sleep in the same room with a

The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problem
with pigs.

However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through the bedroom door
saying, "There's a COW in the barn! I can't sleep in the same room as a cow!
It's against my religion!"

The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he'd go to the barn, as he had no
problem sleeping with animals.

In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cow entered...