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Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else.
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun lives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I! 've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance >repeated.
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Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
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Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? "
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?"
"Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
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Customer? : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter? : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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This is something I saw on TV the other day.
A duck walks into a 7Eleven store and asks the clerk
Duck: Do you have any Cawfee ?
Clerk: No
Duck: Do you have any Cawfee ?
Clerk: Didn't you hear me...I said NO
Duck leaves and comes back the next day
Duck: Do you have any Cawfee ?
Clerk: No
Duck: Do you have any Cawfee ?
Clerk is really annoyed now and yells at the duck
We don't have any cawfee. If you ask me that on more time, I will staple your legs to this counter.
Duck leaves and shows up the next day.
Duck: Do you have any staples ?
Clerk: No
Duck: DO YOU HAVE ANY CAWFEE ?
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Daddy," said a six-year-old boy,
"I'd like to get married."
"Sure, son." said his father.
"Anyone special in mind?"
"Yes," answered the boy.
"Grandma."
"Now, wait a minute," said his father.
"You don't think I'd let you
marry my mother, do you!!"
"Why not?" the boy asked.
"You married mine." !!!