Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.
A Mother went into the kitchen and found her small son eating ice cream.

She became cross and said "Who told you to eat that! Dinner will be ready in an hour!" Go and play!..

"But Mum, there's no-one to play with" said the son.

"I'll play with you until dinner's ready" offered the Mum "What do you want to play?" she asked.

"Mummies and Daddies" replied the boy, "You go upstairs and lay down".

The Mother went up to the bedroom and lay down on the bed, while the boy put on his Fathers fishing hat, lit a cigarette, and headed up the stairs.

As the boy opened the bedroom door the Mother asked "What do you want me to do now?"...

The boy answered - "Get out of bed you lazy woman and get that kid some ice cream!"