Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
Believe it or not.... Lawyers are the most preferred husbands for ladies. Surprised? Don't be, I asked a girl why do you prefer a lawyer to marry?

She Said: They bow their head while entering the room and again while going out.

They say 'your honor,' 'my lord' before and after every world.

They don't have male ego because they wear gown, they go to a BAR wher liquor is not served.

More importantly they never question the judgement at least before the person who gives it, whether they like it or not. What more do I require?