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Man : I know how to please a woman.
Woman : Then please leave me alone.
Man : I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then.

Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare?

Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop.
Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield."

Man : Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man : You're right. I was lying.

Man : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man : Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.

Man : So, what do you do for a living?
Woman : I'm a female impersonator.
Man : So that's how you got the moustache.

Man : "Want to dance?"
Woman : "No, thank you."
Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Man : You're pretty
Woman : Piss off.
Man : Don't interrupt, You're pretty....... ugly.