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"I'm going to become a lion tamer."
"That's crazy, you don't know nothing about lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I'll take that big chair they all carry and stick it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
"Well, then I'll takes that whip they all carry and whip him until he backs down."
"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and breaks it in two? What are you going to do then?"
"Well, then I'll take that gun they all carry and shoot him."
"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"
"Well, then I'll pick up some of the sh*t that's on the bottom of the cage, throw it in his eyes and run out of the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no sh*t in the bottom of the cage? What are you going to do then?"
"Well, that's dumb. Because if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, bites the whip in two and my gun don't work, there's going to be some sh*t on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."