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Whats the opposite of Real??






























Its COCONUT....






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Becuase it is 'Na-Real'

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman"
bulate hain... kyun???
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Ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!




what is PJ???























phaltu joke..











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why dont we laugh on it???

























coz the joke part is imaginary!!!

































i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our
president....why
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam

what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

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Ring De Basanti :))


A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to
the
doctor... how??






















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...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!


wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??































flush!!




three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them
started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea
why?????





COZ the song is HIT......




A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the
advances
in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
heavenly soul must

answer two question
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though
it's

not
the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get
only
12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word