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THE MOST UNREASONABLE AND DIFFICULT CREATURES CALLED GALS

Some of the problems with Gals are
:


If u TREAT her nicely,
she says u are Flirting with her;
If u Don't,
she says u are Rude.

If u DRESS Nicely,
she says u are trying to Impress her;
If you Don't,
she says u are from Timbuktu.

If u ARGUE with her,
she says u dont understand her ;
If u keep QUIET,
Even then she says u dont understand her ;

If u are SMARTER than her, (which is the case always)
She says its because she is with you;
If she's Smarter than u, (Exceptional cases)
she thinks she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her,
she will be jealous and after u;
If u Love her,
She won't even look at u and fly high.

If u tell her your PROBLEM,
she says u are Timid;
If u Don't,
she'll be a problem for u

If u talk for an hour
u r a bore
If she does it
she is cheerful

If u SCOLD her,
u are hurting her feelings;
If she SCOLDS u,
it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her,
she had a REAL problem.

If u do WELL in your Exams,
she says it's LUCK;
If she does Well,
she worked real hard.

If u HURT her,
u are CRUEL and don't have any heart;
If she HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE! !


Gals are in fact so unreasonable & difficult to understand,
that even god doesn't know what women want

I just want
to add one more....

if they read it,
they will say "sick message"