Here are the Jokes of your Favorite Santa and Banta. They are here on a mission to make you laugh.

Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

Banta: When did George Wash! ington die?
Santa: two days before his funeral.

Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........
Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.