Laugh on the Craziest Jokes in English. The best part is the Joke of the day, Funny jokes and one liners. Laughter will be fun.
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the Tobacco company.

If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot
at 35,000 feet, and the passengers Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BOTTOM is parked in front of this computer….
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.