Jokes based on your Favorite Sports and Sportstars. See if you can stand the idea of these sports being made fun of.

A wife was becoming quite worried because her husband had not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game.

As the hours passed she became more and more nervous.

Finally, at about 8 p.m., her husband's golfing partner, Bob pulled into the driveway.

"What happened? you guys should have been back hours ago! where's Frank?" asked the wife.

"Well, you see," replied Bob, "Frank had a heart attack at the third hole, now don't worry, I took him to the hospital and he's going to be fine."

"Oh, my God, that's terrible, my poor Frank, to think about how he must have been suffering through all that pain," sobbed the wife.

"Oh?" Bob responded, "you think HE had it bad?

What about me? How do you think I feel? Do you think I had it easy?

All day long it was... "...hit the ball, drag Frank, hit the ball, drag Frank..." :)