Blondes are the most intelligent people of the world. Are they? Check out for yourself.
Two friends, one blonde, are walking down the street when the brunette sees her husband going into a florists -

"Oh no, my husband is buying me flowers again for no reason,

and he always has expectations, I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says : "Don't you have a vase?"