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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui...

Biwi ghar main aayi...

ghar SWARG ban gaya...

aur main...SWARGWASI...


They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense


It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!


It takes thousand workers to build a castle, Million soldiers to protect
a country. BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!

Let's Thank KAAMWALI


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? ==> Magnets have a
positive side!


Ladka: Janeman iss dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!


It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered


A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!


Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.

Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?

Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?

Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.