Laugh on the Craziest Jokes in English. The best part is the Joke of the day, Funny jokes and one liners. Laughter will be fun.
The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems.

So beware of glance!

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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1-Too Many Questions.

2-Difficult to Understand.

3-More Explanation is Needed.

4-Result is always FAIL!


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Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"


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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".


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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.


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Chinese Adam & Eve:

If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.


Cheers!