Here are the Jokes of your Favorite Santa and Banta. They are here on a mission to make you laugh.
Burglars broke into Banta's house on Diwali night. Gathering courage Banta picked up his son's pistol and shouted, `Hands up.' the burglars put up their hands. Banta gave them a sound thrashing while holding the pistol in one hand.

Hearing these cries for mercy Banta's son woke up and ran to help his father. `Papa, Papa, you won't know how to use this pistol,' he said. `First fill it with water then press the trigger.'