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It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger had this little misunderstanding because English isn't his native language.

He told Maria that their housekeeper wanted a raise.

Maria said, "Screw her." Any simple-minded, semi-literate Austrian could have made the same mistake, right?

And that's how it could have happened.
To all of you "Gentlemen", this should be a stern warning.

Do not follow the advice of your spouse blindly.