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A smart Japanese child in an American School class..on world historical

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of
a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history:--

*Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of blank
faces, except for ------- --- Suzuki, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

*"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?

---Again, no response except from Suzuki.

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

*The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.

"She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded.--Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

*At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit]"

---The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

*Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister,

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"---Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

*Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh*t. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you."

---Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "[California
Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

(The teacher fainted.) And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f**ked!"

---and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"