Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.

A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...

DEAR Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,



His wife replied...


thanks for the 100 kisses,

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other pleasures, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope

I can survive the month using this balance...

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,