Here are the Jokes of your Favorite Santa and Banta. They are here on a mission to make you laugh.

Santa went to London for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.

Santa: Who is speaking?

Servant : Servant Sir.

Santa: Where is the Madam?

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

Santa: What? I am her husband came to London today.

Servant: What can I do now sir?

Santa: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.

After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?

Santa: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

Santa: What...? No swimming pool?

Servant: Yes Sir

Santa: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!