These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch.

The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot and does the same.

The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?"

And the guy replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap ,and the last one always makes me sick!"