Here are the Jokes of your Favorite Santa and Banta. They are here on a mission to make you laugh.

Two drunk, Santa and Banta, were walking along a dirt road one day when they came upon a pile of some brown stuff on the ground.

"Is that sh*t, Banta?" Santa said.

"I don't really know." Responded Banta as he bent over, "it smells like sh*t."

Santa leaned in and dipped his finger into the mysterious pile. "It feels like sh*t!"

Banta too dipped his finger into the mysterious pile and without hesitation shoved the finger in his mouth. "Sure tastes like sh*t, buddy! I think it's definitely sh*t."

"Hooooeee!" Responded Santa, "Good thing we didn't step in it!"