Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested,
"I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty,
knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me
the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out.
Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for
conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and,
in a matter of moments, handed the result to the woman.

The result read,

"Buy a television."