Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
by Saurabh 27 Jun 2007, 00:00
Said a lady to her friend, "When we got our divorce we divided everything we had equally between us. Two children stayed with me, two went to my ex-husband."
"What happened to the property?" asked the friend.
"That was shared equally between his lawyer and mine."