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My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a chocolate bar.

"What are the attributes of this apple," she asked, "and how do they relate to our diet?"

"Low in calories" and "lots of fibre" were among the answers.

She then detailed what was wrong with eating chocolate, and concluded,

"Apples are not only more healthful, but also less expensive. Do you know I paid 75 cents for this chocolate bar?"

We stared as she held aloft the forbidden treat.

Then from the back of the room a voice spoke up . . .. . . "I'll give you a dollar for it."