These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.

Paul was planning a move into his new house, which is only
two blocks away from his present house. So he called a moving
company for an estimate. All that Paul wanted the moving
company to move was his big, old grandfather clock. But the
moving company wanted to charge $350 for this, so Paul decided
that he would move it himself.

As he was on his way, he saw a drunk coming his way and tried
to avoid him, but, still, the drunk walked right into him.

Paul angrily shouted, "Hey! Watch where you are going, you
drunk bastard!"

The drunk replied, "You watch where you are going!"

Paul said, "No! You watch where YOU are going. Can't you see
that I'm carrying this clock?!"

The drunk said, "It's your fault! Why don't you just wear a
watch like everyone else?"