Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
by Saurabh 11 Jun 2011, 01:24
Attorney to Victim on witness stand, "When my accused client hit you with lethal blow, you were hospitalized, What did you have in your hands at that time?"

The injured: I had his wife's legs raised and held in my hands.