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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large
supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this
supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?"
the woman asked. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
my wife appears out of nowhere."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry
done for free.

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created
man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God
nor man has rested.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're real lucky, mine's still alive."

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?" She
said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. :) :)

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband,
"Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed
that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied : "Yes, honey,
that was the happiest hour of my life."

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now
tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did
everything mother asked?" In one voice they all replied, "You,

A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and
handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward. One day
the hubby got suspicious and asked, "Tell me the truth, dear. Is
this third child really mine?" "Yes, dear," replied the wife, "but
the other two are not."

1>A High School Boy...

A High School Boy once found a book in the school library whose cover read
"HOW TO HUG" was delighted to take it home.

On opening it, he was disappointed to discover it was volume seven of an

A Wise Old Man

A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two
brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their

"Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other
brother have the first choice in choosing his share."


In a kindergarten school, a teacher asked her class to give examples of

There was a long silence, then a small boy said: "My father & my mother
were married the same day."


Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in


A BLONDE is in the library , she bangs down a book and says :" too boring,
too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??


A BLONDE tells her boyfriend, "Come home tomorrow, no one will be at home."

When he goes the next day to her home.......
Her door was locked.


"James", said Martha, "it is our silver anniversary next tuesday. We should
mark the occasion. Shall we kill the pig?"

The husband replied, "Kill the pig! What's the good of murdering an
innocent pig for a blunder that happened twenty-five years ago?"

Vacation with pay

When Arthur Brisbane was about to complete fifty years of journalism, Mr.
Hearst, his employer, urged him to take a six month vacation with pay. This
magnanimous offer Brisbane refused to accept, saying there were two reasons
for his doing so.

"The first reason, "he said," is that I quit writing my daily column for
six months, it might affect the circulation of your daily newspaper, the
second is that it might not affect the circulation."

Sunday School

A big advertising man had a small daughter who came home from Sunday School
one day carrying a bundle of pamphlets and cards.

"And what do you have there?" asked the man. "Oh, nothing much," answered
the little girl. "Just some ads about heaven."

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