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Boy went to buy a talking parrot!

Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon?

Parrot: Kamine lagte ho!

Boy: Ye parrot badtameez hai!

Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani mein duboya or pucha: Phir gali dega?

Parrot: Nahin.

Boy Parrot se: Agar mere sath ghar me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ?

Parrot: Biwi hogi.

Boy: Agar 2 ladkiya ayen toh?

Parrot: Biwi or saali.

Boy: Agar 3 aye toh?

Parrot: Biwi, sali or dost.

Boy: Agar 4 aaye toh?

Parrot (apne mailk se): Paani le aao bhai.. Maine to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye sala!!!
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