Here are the Jokes of your Favorite Santa and Banta. They are here on a mission to make you laugh.

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

• tries to drown a fish in water.

• thinks socialism means partying.

• trips over a cordless phone.

• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius.".

• studies for a blood test and fails.

• sells the car for gas money.

• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.