Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
In Oregon, dead people are forbidden to serve on juries!
And, actual packaging instructions:
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDREN S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEPING AID): Warning: May cause drowsiness.