Animals are so cute even when they can't speak. Just imagine what would happen if they start speaking their thoughts. Check ut for yourself.
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his hens.. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens alone.

Look what it has done to me… Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.'

The old rooster says,

'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. If I win then I get to keep half the hens here.

If you win then you get the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs.

'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.

So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast! The old rooster started to squawk and flap his wings trying to get away ahead.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.

The Farmer grabs his shotgun and...

*BOOM*

He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit... ... Third bloody gay rooster I bought this month.

I think I will just keep the old rooster for these hens.'

Moral of this Story?…

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - Age, skill, experience, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!

OLD DUDES RULE!!
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