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Yamraj

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE.

SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS."

HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

IN HEAVEN, HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - _

- - - - - - - - - " SORRY SON, Appraisal time , HAD TO ACHIEVE TARGET.. "

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Silent Tratement

A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).

So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!

He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"

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You Are Lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

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Your mother

A husband said to his wife, "Your mother has been living with us for 5 years now. Isn't it time she got herself her own apartment?"
"My mother?" said the shocked wife, "I thought she was your mother."

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Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.

James : I want 2 b a doctor.

Swati: I want 2 b a good mother.

Asif : I want 2 help Swati .

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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, Dad, why do u keep telling people

ure dying of AIDS?

Answer: So when Im dead no one will dare touch ur mom

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Delivered:



Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds

later a report came to his phone and he started

dancing. The report said, DELIVERED.



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Three Feelings:



Whats the difference between stress, tension and

panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when

girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are

pregnant.

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The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.

So beware of glance!



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Sardar enters shop & shouts, Wheres my free gift

with this oil? Shopkeeper: ISke Saath koi gift

nahin hai bhaisaab Sard : Oye ispe likha hai

CHOLESTROL FREE!!

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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND

SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE

MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..



MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY

BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO

PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

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Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers

took some sandwiches out of their pockets and

started to eat them. You cant eat your own

sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner. So

the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their

sandwiches.

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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective

novels, but he always started reading from the

middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?

Itz doubly interesting, said the Sardar. TO start

from the middle keeps one curious not only about its

conclusion but also about its beginning.

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Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the

way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.

Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a

banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed

two banana peels and exclaimed ari sala, aaj to

choice hai!!!!!!

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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the

pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were

in effect due to the advances in education on earth.

In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly

soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days

of the week that begin with T. 2. How many

seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought

for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days

of the week that begin with T are Today and

Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, OK, Ill buy the Today and

Tomorrow, even though its not the answer I

expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you

get only 12 seconds in a year? The Sardar

replied, Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March

2nd, etc.... Saint Peter lets him in without

another word

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A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a

party he introduced his family to his friends

saying.. I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee

...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!

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American says US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..

Sardarji India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti

hai...!!!

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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?



A. Moti-vating..!!!

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Nurse - Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban

gaye.. Sardarji - Meri wife ko nahi bolna..

main use surprise doonga..!

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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted Sign board to be

pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter

painted Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist

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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE

......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati

hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to SHUROO ho jati

hai

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Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis

leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.



Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test

karke laya hu.

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Man runs home yelling Pack your bags honey. I just

won the 10 Million lotto. Wife : Do I pack for the

beach or mountains ? Man : Who cares ? Just pack

and get lost !

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Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood

group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25

saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

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Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai



Rabridevi ka laloo prasad

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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab

today.......



Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are

still.....digging for more.

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Sardar found answer to most difficult question

question ever What comes first - the chicken or

the egg ?



Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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