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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta hay."
Sardar"yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

4 hightech sardar inventions:---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered
torch---Book on how to read ----Pedal powered wheel chair.

Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess
what---To avoid side effect!!!

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the.Sardar ne naukar se bola
pedho ko pani dal.Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai".sardar : abe chatri le ke dal na".


Man:sardarji where were u born? sardarji: punjab. man: which part.Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai,whole body is born in punjab".


Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke------
Sardar :yeh kya sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya ab fir gita
pe haath.

Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".

Sardar proposed to a girl.Girl said I'm 1year elder to u.
Sardar said "oye no problem soniyee I'll marry u next year".

Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
entrance exam.


Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.


Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
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