Animals are so cute even when they can't speak. Just imagine what would happen if they start speaking their thoughts. Check ut for yourself.
An angry bartender was closing up for the night when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door, didn't see anybody, and was about to close the door when a voice called, "Hey, down here."

The bartender looked down and saw a snail.

"Hey," the snail asked, "How about a drink?"

The angry bartender snarled, "First of all, we're closed. Secondly, we don't serve snails."

And with that, the bartender kicked the snail all the way across the street.

A month later, the same angry bartender was closing up for the night when there was a knock at the door. He opened the door, and there was the same snail from last month.

"You know," the snail said, "you didn't have to kick me."
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