Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
A redneck, a preacher, and a lawyer are traveling in a car when it breaks down in front of a farm. They ask the farmer if they could spend the night.

The farmer said, "Sure, but my guest room only has room for two. One of you will have to sleep in the barn."

The preacher says, "I don't mind being with God's animals. I will sleep in the barn."

An hour later, there's a knock on the guest room door.

It's the preacher. He says, "I can't stand that noisy chicken. Could I switch with one of you?"

The redneck says, "There are always loud animals back in Alabama I can take it."

An hour later, there's a knock on the guest room door.

It's the redneck. He says, "I can't stand that smelly cow! Could I switch with one of you?"

The lawyer says, "Well, I guess that leaves me."

An hour later, there's a knock on the door. It's the chicken and the cow.
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