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1. Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

2. A Happy Boss tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I'll give everyone a cheque for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those cheques.

3. Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

4. An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted:
Kya nishana lagaya hai!

5. God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother- in-law.

6. Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

8. Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

9. Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get (luv), what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

10. An SMS : Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n don't like 2 read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!