Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.

Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt.

He was playing with it, when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, "What kind of a dog is that, Johnny?"

"He's a police dog, sir!" the boy replied.

"What! A police dog? He doesn't look like one."

"Oh, I know it," was Little Johnny's answer, "but you see, sir, he's in the secret service!"